Funny Dogs: I hope this article on up dog jokes with funny punchlines was helpful and informative. Up dog jokes are a type of jokes that are considered to be corny. They usually involve a pun or some kind of play on words.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t have water.” The man says, “well then give me an up-dog.” The bartender replies, “sorry we don’t have any up-dogs either.” The man says, “well then give me an up-cat.” Again the bartender replies with “sorry we don’t have any up-cats either.”
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The man says, “well then give me an uppity pup!” A man walks into a bar with a dog on his head. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.” The man says, “Why not?” The bartender says, “Because I don’t want to hear its jokes!”
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A man walks into a bar with a dog on his head. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.” The man says, “Why not?” The bartender says, “I don’t know the punchlines!” Click here!
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